The boss just informed me that if I couldn't come up with 5 reasons
why our towels are the next best thing to sex I'd better seek alternative
employment. That seems a little harsh. After all, it's a matter of perspective.
If you asked my wife to name the next best thing to sex she could fill in the
blank with just about anything and, looking at me, you wouldn't have difficulty
understanding her reply. But that's getting a little personal. Let's just get
on with the list.
1. Options – it's good to have a choice and, at Scope
Linens, our towels offer something to everyone. We supply hand towels, golf
towels, washcloths, bath mats and bath towels. We have them in white, colored,
or white with a stripe, adding to the options. Plus, we separate them into
three separate lines – a good, better, best classification, and have
appropriately named each according to the type facility they 're most likely to
be found.
While our towels are great for home use and any of the three
lines will work well there, most of our business comes from sports-related
facilities. Thus, our classification of a Gym line, Club line and Executive
line. Though each line consists of quality items, there's no question that the
guy paying big bucks to belong to an exclusive country club expects the best
while the one pumping iron out in the gym may not be so demanding.
For most places buying our towels, it comes down to a
balance of quality, size and price and we offer just exactly what each needs.
2. Quality – A towel's quality is measured in several ways
but the biggest, immediately obvious factor is how it feels on your body when
you step out of the shower. Does it wick away the water with ease and comfort?
Will it dry you off and then dry itself out quickly? Will it stand up to
repeated use, have minimal shrinkage and maintain its integrity after many
washings? Like most things, you get what you pay for (relatively), but from
Scope, when you buy the best you still pay less.
3. Locker Room butt-snapping capability – Just thought I'd
throw this one in, especially for the many college sports teams that purchase
our products. Actually, our Gym Line bath towels are preferred in this area
because they're not as thick and heavy as the other lines. Who wants to spend
extra money on outfitting college kids with the plushest, most absorbent towels
anyway? They're already costing us enough money as it is!
4. Customization – Our towels come with the option of adding
any type of custom graphics, even those of your own creation. This is great for
branding, advertising or just to be different. We like different!